President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...