Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...