Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...