Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...