AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...