A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...