Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...