Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...