10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Addicted to Internet Porn
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Irishman declares war
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He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
A toad with a machine gun!
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A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...