Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...