Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...