Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...