Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...