Constantly complaining about the temperature
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Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.