Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...