cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...