Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...