Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...