If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...