Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...