What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...