Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.