Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...