An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.