From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...