Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...