Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...