Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...