Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...