Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...