What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...