Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....