Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...