3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...