A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...