Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...