Stock market report
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Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
How you made money
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Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
The 5 toughest questions!
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The corporate boat race
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Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...