The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...