Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...