Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...