Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...