Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...