Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!