Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...