Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...