Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...