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Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
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Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Consultation fees
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Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...