Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...