Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...