Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...