Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...