Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...